Just to give you an idea of what sort of stinky things interest the unwashed masses, here are the top ten posts, as measured in pageviews, for the last four months. In countdown style, a la Letterman–
10.) 1000-year-old eggs
9.) The Stink List (page)
8.) Andouillette: French Pig-Colon Sausage
7.) Michelle Obama on Barack: “snore-y and stinky guy”
6.) “NodorO” Eliminates MGO (Male Genital Odor)
5.) Eva Mendes-Cameron Diaz Fart/Belch-Off
4.) Ask Uncle Stinky (page)
2.) Classifying Crap: The Bristol Stool Scale
*Drum roll* And the number one post for the last four months is…
1.) From The Best of Craigslist: “Don’t Shave Your Ass-Hair!”
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I’ve decided it might be fun to feature posts, from around WordPress, on the general topic of stench. It’s pertinent and it’s often amusing (or disgusting).
To kick things off, I’d like to highlight a post from Currently Dreaming’s Weblog entitled “Stinky Cheese Disease”–
So, I’m strolling the aisles of the grocery store, like I do every week, minding my own business…when a smell so hideous that my eyes start to water does a full-body slam on me. I look up from my grocery list and see YOU. The Man in the Dirty Overalls. I push my cart at warp speed to get around you, skid around the end display and say a prayer in the fresh air in front of the pickle display.
“Please don’t follow me! Please don’t follow me! Please don’t follow me!”
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You have our sympathy, Currentlydreaming – for while “Things That Stink” documents that which issues from the Crack of the Earth, we do not enjoy the direct experience of stench, especially when its source is the crust covering the body of a chronically stinky person in bib overalls. Not long ago we were at a book sale, and therein was a man with pit odor so rank, so strong, that it would have been impossible to distinguish him from a vat of month old Spaghetti-Os. We were not pleased.
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