Official blurb: “This bad breath meter measures the four escalating stages of unfreshness.”
Uncle Stinky’s Blurb: Happy face = happy breath; frowney face = buttbreath
It can be purchased at restorationhardware.com, for $10.99 USD
Posted in halitosis, Stinky products
Tagged bad breath, detector, gadget, gizmo, halitosis, instrument, meter
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Okay, folks - let's not mince words. It's not "doggy-do," or "doggy-doo," or "dog dough," or a "land mine" or a "toe popper," or "caca-doody," etc.
It is, quite simply, DOG SHIT. And it stinks.