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Fart Power

I don’t know whether this guy was in a parade, or what. The only thing I can say with reasonable certainty is that the photo is out of the UK (suprise), the giveaway being that “Heinz” brand baked beans are made and sold in Great Britain.

Fart Power

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The lip balm with the “less than savory” name…

That’s right – Cat Crap™ brand lip balm. You can get it here. The name is where the resemblance to that other odoriferous substance ends – this product is described as “minty.” You may read user reviews, here.

Cat Crap

This, in turn, is a spin off of Cat Crap™ anti-fog lens cleaner.

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The Dover Boys at Pimento University (P.U.)

In an earlier post, I poked fun at the novelty of a manure-sniffing study being conducted at Purdue University, i.e., P.U. The comedic irony here is threefold, and if I may make it explicit:

  • It’s a genuine manure sniffing study
  • It really is being conducted at a University with the intials “P.U.”
  • Most significantly, there’s a famous old Warner Bros. cartoon that plays nicely into the irony.

I give you “The Dover Boys at Pimento University” OR “The Rivals of Roquefort Hall”–

Pimento U., o’ sweet P.U.
Thy fragrant odor scents the air
A pox on Yale, poo-poopa-doo
Pimento U., my college fair

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A smelly little Christmas

Addendum, 01-06-2008: There’s a collection of humorous limericks about Mr. Schoff’s accident posted over at poopreport.com

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) – It was the worst Christmas Eve ever.

That’s what Robert Schoff says and you’ll probably agree. The 77-year-old man spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in his septic tank. The Iowa man said he was checking his septic system for a clog and fell in the opening.

His head was stuck inside while his feet were kicking in the air. That’s how his wife found him about an hour later. She called for help and two sheriff’s deputies yanked Schoff out of his stinky predicament.

Schoff says the rescue came just in time, because he couldn’t stand the septic tank much longer.

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Love Stinks

The J. Geils Band, from way back.

Yes, those are fish heads in the drummer’s hands.

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Love Stinks

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Fish heads, fish heads…

…eat them up, YUM.

Barnes & Barnes famous (or infamous) old film, from the early days of MTV, before it sucked.

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