‘Cave man’ must wash
Oslo, Norway (Aftenposten)–A city magistrate has ruled that Oslo’s so-called “cave man,” who once lived in a pile of garbage near the city’s university campus, must agree to wash himself since he’s now living in a publicly funded nursing home. He objects, and vows to take his case to Norway’s supreme court.
The “cave man’s” case has been brewing in the courts for months, and was sent back to the magistrate’s level because of some judicial errors.
He’s still insisting that he can’t be forced to wash, and will only do so if he so chooses. His lawyer called forced washings “an extremely serious assault on the private sphere.”
The 54-year-old man is a former physics student who’s lack of personal hygiene led to his expulsion from student housing back in the late 1970s. He then started living in a pile of garbage adjacent to the campus, and public authorities let him be.
Health problems led to his admission to the nursing home two years ago, but once there he caused a stink, quite literally. Staff insisted he follow the rules of the institution out of consideration for his fellow residents and infection control.
City officials were pleased with the magistrate’s decision. The “cave man” was not, and he also has reported his forced washings to the police.
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Almost goes without saying, right?
Businesses beware of how you treat stink, stinkers
The Edmond Sun
EDMOND, OKLAHOMA— We love our pretty town and cheer for local businesses to do well, but lately, I’ve had my loyalty a little bruised. It’s one issue if the product or service is not to my taste, but often the issue is customer service or something more subtle that can and ought to be corrected. Edmond businesses reflect on our whole city, so let’s shape up some of these little problems.
Your employees must wash. Not only their bodies and hair, but also their clothing. It’s one thing for a laborer to get a little ripe, but if that happens, they need to stay in the open air. It’s horrid if that stinker is handling your food….
Read the entire article
Posted in Arse, emissions, Miasma, Stink Interdiction, Stinky occupations, Stinky People, The Unwashed Masses
Tagged Arse, ass, bathing, body odor, clean, cleanliness, dirty, employee, food, food service, health, odour, restaurant, Smelly, stench, stink, unwashed, washing, worker
Here is a page with a collection of anecdotes from piercing technicians, about their stinkiest customers. Truly disgusting. So bad, in fact, that I’m not even gonna post a sample story here. This is the kind of thing that a certain friend of mine might start reading, and then yell, in an agonized voice:
THERE IS NO GOD!
Posted in Bodily Fluids, halitosis, Miasma, Stinky occupations, Stinky People, The Unwashed Masses, TOXIC
Tagged body piercing, cheese, clitoral, cottage cheese, dirty, ear wax, filthy, genital warts, gonorrhea, menstruation, navel, penile, period, Piercing, scrotal, scrotum, smegma, STD, unclean, unwashed, yeast infection
Addendum, 01-06-2008: There’s a collection of humorous limericks about Mr. Schoff’s accident posted over at poopreport.com
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) – It was the worst Christmas Eve ever.
That’s what Robert Schoff says and you’ll probably agree. The 77-year-old man spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in his septic tank. The Iowa man said he was checking his septic system for a clog and fell in the opening.
His head was stuck inside while his feet were kicking in the air. That’s how his wife found him about an hour later. She called for help and two sheriff’s deputies yanked Schoff out of his stinky predicament.
Schoff says the rescue came just in time, because he couldn’t stand the septic tank much longer.
Posted in Dookie, Stinky Accidents
Tagged accident, Christmas, Des Moines, dirty, humorous, Iowa, limericks, poop, septic tank, Smelly, stinky. poopreport.com