A smelly case: Dog poop footprints lead police to drunken driving suspect
DURHAM, N.C. – Dog isn’t this man’s best friend.
Police in North Carolina say Josue Herrios-Coronilla, 18, drove his black Camaro on the wrong side of the road Wednesday and crashed into the yard of a man who owns four dogs. Police found crushed bushes, a damaged fence, an inoperable car – and a fresh shoe print in a pile of dog feces.
Following an odoriferous trail down the street, Sgt. Dale Gunter noticed a white van driving toward him.
When he asked the passenger to step out, he noticed the smell of alcohol on the man’s breath and evidence all over his shoes.
Herrios-Coronilla was charged with driving while impaired and drinking underage and released on $1,500 bail. (source)
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Addendum, 01-06-2008: There’s a collection of humorous limericks about Mr. Schoff’s accident posted over at poopreport.com
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) – It was the worst Christmas Eve ever.
That’s what Robert Schoff says and you’ll probably agree. The 77-year-old man spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in his septic tank. The Iowa man said he was checking his septic system for a clog and fell in the opening.
His head was stuck inside while his feet were kicking in the air. That’s how his wife found him about an hour later. She called for help and two sheriff’s deputies yanked Schoff out of his stinky predicament.
Schoff says the rescue came just in time, because he couldn’t stand the septic tank much longer.
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