Snorting coke is very glamorous.
A Boston woman was arrested recently at Logan International Airport as she attempted to smuggle cocaine, packed in a bag of dirty diapers, into the U.S. She claims that she did not know what she was transporting, but that she owed aman in the Dominican Republic money, and this is how she was paying off her debt
The drugs were discovered when other passengers complained about a putrid smell emanating from a particular piece of luggage.
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Tagged baby poop, cocaine, diapers, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Logan International Airport, smugglng, stink
…if they’re not already there, that is.
I have smelled this bug. It does indeed smell foul, but not in the way you might think. It’s not a fecal sort of smell, nor does it smell like decaying flesh or garbage. It’s a pungent, difficult to describe sort of smell, more akin to a noxious chemical than something organic. It’s the kind of stink that you imagine you can still smell hours after your first whiff.
Or maybe you can…smell it hours later, that is.
Read about it
Beware: Very Stinky
Image credit: The Bugwood Network/Wikimedia Commons
SANFORD, Fla., Nov. 17 (UPI) — Police in Florida said a high school principal received a profane letter in an envelope smeared with feces.
Sanford police Sgt. David Morgenstern said a Seminole High School employee was putting the 6-inch-by-8-inch envelope into Principal Mike Gaudreau’s mailbox when she noticed the foul smell, the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel reported Wednesday.
Police said the worker and three or four other school employees who touched the envelope while trying to determine the cause of the odor were placed in quarantine until the Seminole County Fire Department’s Hazardous Materials team identified the substance as excrement.
“We were concerned at first,” Morgenstern said. “You could mask some sort of chemical. We wanted to make sure all the faculty and students were safe.”
Morgenstern said the envelope contained a letter with “colorful language talking about the high school principal.”
The spokesman said police were investigating and the person behind the letter could face a charge of disrupting a school function.
“There are no real charges for sending a poopy letter,” Morgenstern said.
An elderly Australian woman was pelted with human feces while withdrawing cash from an ATM and then robbed by a man posing as a good citizen.
The 85-year-old victim was hit from behind with the feces just as she withdrew an undetermined amount of cash from a Chatswood ATM, Adelaide Now reports.
Police said a stranger then came to the woman’s aid and helped her to a washroom to clean herself before reaching in her handbag and stealing her wallet with the cash.
Police are looking for a stocky Asian man around 40 years old wearing a baseball cap. They believe the attacker and the thief are the same person.
That really stinks.
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Tagged asian, australia, Crimestoppers, elderly, feces, Human feces, monkey, Personals, poo, purse snatcher, Race and ethnicity in the United States Census, Relationships, robber, shit, Theft, thief, throw, toss
Karl Marx, when elucidating his theory of communism, wrote that “All social rules and all relations between individuals are eroded by a cash economy; avarice drags Pluto himself out of the bowels of the earth.” While I would take issue with the absolute quality of this statement, there is absolutely no doubt that money – or the lack thereof – often makes people do strange and seemingly unconsciable things.
The following is a perfect example of this: lacking payment for his services, what did this funeral director do with the body?
Funeral director allegedly leaves corpse in hearse
GADSDEN, Ala. (AP) — A funeral director faces a felony charge after police found a woman’s decomposing body in the back of a hearse. Police said the 76-year-old funeral home owner was charged Tuesday with abusing a corpse. Police said the woman died of natural causes in November 2007 at the age of 52. Relatives said they wanted her remains cremated.
But police said the family never signed papers for a cremation or paid the funeral home. So the owner allegedly put the body in the back of a hearse and parked it on a lot with other old vehicles.
Someone complained about a foul odor, leading officers to discover the decomposing remains.
Okay, I have no patience with this. Retire that old fucker and nominate him to the Hall of Shame.
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Tagged alabama, corpse, decompose, decomposition, director, funeral, hearse
Some have speculated that the “Mr. Creosote Scene” from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (see below) is the most revolting in 20th century cinema. Having recently seen Trainspotting (1996) for the first time, I have to say it’s a serious contender; I find it far, far more revolting than Mr. Creosote.
- If you haven’t seen the movie and you’re a fan of Ewan McGregor, you might want to skip this clip.
- If you’re incapable of clinical detachment, and tend to retch when seeing revolting things, you should probably skip it.
- If you watch it, and it severely grosses you out or ruins your dinner…well, I warned you.
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Tagged disgusting, Ewan McGregor, gross, heroin, scene, suppositories, suppository, toilet, Trainspotting
The following scene is not for those with weak constitutions.
Wikipedia has this to say about it:
It has been suggested that the scene is one of the most repulsive in twentieth-century cinema. Director Quentin Tarantino has confessed to being nauseated by this scene, but critics with stronger stomachs have praised its dark humour. (Leonard Maltin noted it as “an unforgettable scene, like it or not.”) It was filmed in the Porchester Centre, a public building owned by the City of Westminster on Porchester Road, London.
FYI, Mr. Creosote is played by Terry Jones.
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Tagged disgusting, gluttony, Meaning of Life, Monty Python, morbid obesity, Mr. Creosote, nauseating, repulsive, scene, vomit
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Tagged australia, disgusting, ear, earwax, eat, gross, kevin rudd, prime minister, sick
‘Cave man’ must wash
Oslo, Norway (Aftenposten)–A city magistrate has ruled that Oslo’s so-called “cave man,” who once lived in a pile of garbage near the city’s university campus, must agree to wash himself since he’s now living in a publicly funded nursing home. He objects, and vows to take his case to Norway’s supreme court.
The “cave man’s” case has been brewing in the courts for months, and was sent back to the magistrate’s level because of some judicial errors.
He’s still insisting that he can’t be forced to wash, and will only do so if he so chooses. His lawyer called forced washings “an extremely serious assault on the private sphere.”
The 54-year-old man is a former physics student who’s lack of personal hygiene led to his expulsion from student housing back in the late 1970s. He then started living in a pile of garbage adjacent to the campus, and public authorities let him be.
Health problems led to his admission to the nursing home two years ago, but once there he caused a stink, quite literally. Staff insisted he follow the rules of the institution out of consideration for his fellow residents and infection control.
City officials were pleased with the magistrate’s decision. The “cave man” was not, and he also has reported his forced washings to the police.
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Tagged caveman, dirty, human, law, legal, man, norway, nursing home, oslo, person, rest home, Smelly, stench, stink, unwashed
I would like to say that it’s a virtual certainty that this story, which I’m posting in the “Putrid Dog Houses” category, among others, will become the eternal standard against which all other putrid dog houses will forever be judged. However, America has become the land of “outlandish excess” on practically every front, so I can offer no such certainty.
As in the other cases of psycho-pet-people houses, that said abodes stink to high heaven almost goes with saying.
800 Small Dogs Seized From Ariz. Home
By ARTHUR H. ROTSTEIN – 20 hours ago
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — About 800 small dogs, including Chihuahuas, terriers and Pomeranians, were seized from a triple-wide mobile home whose occupants were overwhelmed trying to care for the animals, authorities said Wednesday.
Pima County sheriff’s deputies and animal welfare officials who removed the dogs also found 82 caged parrots in the home in a rural area northwest of Tucson.
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Tagged arizona, dogs, elderly, mobile home, psycho, puppy mill, stench, stink