Steve Jobs’ alleged reply to an e-mail inquiring why there are no diaper-changing tables in Apple’s NYC store:
From: Steve Jobs <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: January 3, 2008 10:33:14 PM EST
Subject: Re: apple retail store – soho nyc – baby diaper changing table???
There doesn’t seem to be a demand for it, and it usually is accompanied by rather pungent odors.
Right on, Stevie boy. We all know your shit doesn’t stink.
As a quaint, if practically irrelevant aside, my mother’s pet-term for No. 2 when I was a kid was “Doing a job.”