Our intrepid (understatement) reviewer has this to say about Korean Chinese Mice Wine:
Imagine the most bloated display of summertime road kill you’ve ever encountered, and then translate the smell of that dead animal into refreshing liquid form.
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Okay, folks - let's not mince words. It's not "doggy-do," or "doggy-doo," or "dog dough," or a "land mine" or a "toe popper," or "caca-doody," etc.
It is, quite simply, DOG SHIT. And it stinks.
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