WARNING!!!
Date: 2004-07-01, 2:15PM PDT
Don’t Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can’t-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. “Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don’t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!” I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. “How many Indians could there be?” said by General Custer. “Looks like a good day for a drive!” by JFK. “There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!” by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea….
That is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a long time, horrible at the same time……….thanx for the warning
this is the funniest story ever
Hi,
Learnt it the hard way
Recently i was trimming the hairs in my balls using a scissor. I was checking out my gf’s ass and then accidentally snipped my nut sack… Jesus, my nuts came out man… Lucky my gf was around and she called 911… I had to carry my nuts in my hands to the hospital…. so if u r shaving be attentive, don’t get distracted or else u know whats gonna happen
you idiot