Ass Effects

I just saw an advertisement for this particular prescription medication on TV. I wasn’t watching television at the time, but I kept hearing the words “Ass Effects” being repeated by this masculine, basso-profundo voice in the family room.

Aciphex: an example of the funny things
that can happen in corporate committees?

FYI, this is another in the class of “proton-pump inhibitors,” used for treating persistent heartburn, acid reflux, etc. Others are Prevacid, Protonix, Nexium, etc.

With a name like that, it could almost be an anti-flatulence medicine.

Food Service Employees Must Wash

Almost goes without saying, right?

Wrong.

Businesses beware of how you treat stink, stinkers

Beth Stephenson
The Edmond Sun

EDMOND, OKLAHOMA— We love our pretty town and cheer for local businesses to do well, but lately, I’ve had my loyalty a little bruised. It’s one issue if the product or service is not to my taste, but often the issue is customer service or something more subtle that can and ought to be corrected. Edmond businesses reflect on our whole city, so let’s shape up some of these little problems.

Your employees must wash. Not only their bodies and hair, but also their clothing. It’s one thing for a laborer to get a little ripe, but if that happens, they need to stay in the open air. It’s horrid if that stinker is handling your food….

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